seeing red

i am still on my quest for the perfect red bag, but i'm constantly getting sideswiped by other red things! for instance, look at this red marc jacobs patchwork eugenie clutch. cute right? it has a nice, bright, red color and the sheen on the leather is spectacular! it has the right amount of funk to it too. but alas, it is a clutch and NOT a bag. i need something that hangs off my shoulders.

how about these sexy disco days christian louboutin shoes?! the red soles are hot! it reminds me of a sexy cinderella or a naughty dorothy in oz....shoot, if i was a hooker, i would totally get them.