the evolution of men. you know, the ones with the twigs and berries.
they use to be so hairy and dirty back then. an animal skin to drape the junk was totally acceptable. no brushing, no combing, no flossing, no washing...*grunt, grunt* dirty was fine. dirty was IN.
then men got more refined. REALLY REFINED. helllloooooo metrosexual. they started to compete with women for the same services. facials, manis, pedis....COME ON NOW! i love me a clean man, but a girl-man i do not love. if you smell better than me, have softer skin, get facials, and shop more than i do, then i don't want to be with you. i would get too jealous. besides, wouldn't that make me a lesbian?
let's look at some purse toting dudes and make fun of them:
terrence howard. omg, that is a clutch. there's no attempt to even make it manly.
robert downey jr. too small to be considered a messenger bag. most definitely a murse. why rob why? and it totally clashes with your outfit.
seal and his murse. you don't look tough no mo'.
tom brady. that is clearly a shoulder bag. why don't you add some rhinestones tom!
bagnatic does not approve of murses. just another way for men to encroach on female territory is what i think. you?
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i dig the murse. in italy, it was quite common to see a man and his girly murse. i think it be cool.
italian men are another breed. i remember some were pretty metrosexual when i went a few years back.
imagine if every man had a murse. you could just put your things in his bag and go free!
msg, i would STILL want to carry my purse, though my purse can be smaller and my murse carrying counterpart can carry all the bigger things.
Well first, what's wrong with clean cut, clear skin and well groomed? I think it's attractive.
And second, Murses aren't gay...it's a matter of convenience. We live in the age of technology. It's not like back in the day when all you had to carry was a watch and a wallet. Nowadays we have cell phones, wallets, laptops, etc...Try stuffing all of that in your pockets.
Anyway, I think a straight guy that can carry a murse is pretty secure about their sexuality.
simply vi, perhaps you haven't met the kind of guy that will elbow you out of the way as they look in the mirror. clean is sexy, metrosexual is not. that is just my opinion. that's all.
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