MURSEy, MURSEy me!

men.

the evolution of men. you know, the ones with the twigs and berries.

they use to be so hairy and dirty back then. an animal skin to drape the junk was totally acceptable. no brushing, no combing, no flossing, no washing...*grunt, grunt* dirty was fine. dirty was IN.

then men got more refined. REALLY REFINED. helllloooooo metrosexual. they started to compete with women for the same services. facials, manis, pedis....COME ON NOW! i love me a clean man, but a girl-man i do not love. if you smell better than me, have softer skin, get facials, and shop more than i do, then i don't want to be with you. i would get too jealous. besides, wouldn't that make me a lesbian?

but ah, the MAN PURSE! ugh, methinks you are taking it too far! i was fine with the messenger bag because it still belonged in the back pack family because of its size....but when the satchel you carry sir looks way too purselike, that is unforgivable. that is sooooo, ugh, gay. but you claim you are not....

let's look at some purse toting dudes and make fun of them:

terrence howard. omg, that is a clutch. there's no attempt to even make it manly.

robert downey jr. too small to be considered a messenger bag. most definitely a murse. why rob why? and it totally clashes with your outfit.

seal and his murse. you don't look tough no mo'.

tom brady. that is clearly a shoulder bag. why don't you add some rhinestones tom!

bagnatic does not approve of murses. just another way for men to encroach on female territory is what i think. you?