(read the following to the tune of vanilla ice's "ice, ice, baby").
all right STOP, let me elaborate so listen.
bagnatic is back with another obsession.
SOME things, grab a hold of me tightly,
flows through my mind, daily and nightly.
are you thinking FOOD? yo like you didn't know.
i seek new eats while my fat belly grows.
to the extreme i rock my spork like a vandal,
eat everything i see until my belly can’t handle.
DAMN! as my belly balloons.
i'm eating pork belly, banh mi, and shiitake mushrooms.
DEADLY, when i see a new eatery,
i hope it’s delicious or else that’s a felony.
i love it, i love it, but i effin’ gained weight.
i better get on a treadmill and work out twice a day.
but if that’s a problem, yo i'll manage it.
buy bigger pants and that’ll solve it.
yum yum baby it’s good, it's gooood…..
(actually, my first love is bags, but i couldn’t work it into this gangsta rap of mine. anyways, my name is bagnatic. hello and nice to meet you).
4 comments:
Goodness. So many blogs. Consolidate! (Potsticker)
hahhaha....is there really that many? let's see:
bagnatic
my wee house
and the supder duper mundane one
that's not a lot at all!
how would you suggest for me to consolidate? bags and house has nothing to do with each other...other than the ability to hold a lot of shit. hmmm?
You forgot you had this blog to your list too..
The "I love big black men" blog.
Consolidate first by changing your blog tag line / subheader:
shallowly obsessing on a school teacher's budget in my wee house.
(Potsticker)
hahahahaha bitch! that was a good one. you know what they say:
"once you go black, you never go back."
potsticker, i am not your puppet!
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