why did my sister send me this?
i can't believe someone did that to the pig!
About Me
- bagnatic
- (read the following to the tune of vanilla ice's "ice, ice, baby"). all right STOP, let me elaborate so listen. bagnatic is back with another obsession. SOME things, grab a hold of me tightly, flows through my mind, daily and nightly. are you thinking FOOD? yo like you didn't know. i seek new eats while my fat belly grows. to the extreme i rock my spork like a vandal, eat everything i see until my belly can’t handle. DAMN! as my belly balloons. i'm eating pork belly, banh mi, and shiitake mushrooms. DEADLY, when i see a new eatery, i hope it’s delicious or else that’s a felony. i love it, i love it, but i effin’ gained weight. i better get on a treadmill and work out twice a day. but if that’s a problem, yo i'll manage it. buy bigger pants and that’ll solve it. yum yum baby it’s good, it's gooood….. (actually, my first love is bags, but i couldn’t work it into this gangsta rap of mine. anyways, my name is bagnatic. hello and nice to meet you).
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